I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jerry, you need to find god
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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