yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
