Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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