Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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