I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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