The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
