I want to have your abortion
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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