Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
jump out the window naked night went bad
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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