Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize