Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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