Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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