you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize