He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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