Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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