We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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