His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We need a shit load of segways right now
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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