i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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