Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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