Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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