In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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