I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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