i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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