I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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