my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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