He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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