Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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