I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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