More tranny stories later!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Life is so much better after having sex.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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