We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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