try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
