Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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