Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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