Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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