The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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