Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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