She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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