I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
