brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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