Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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