so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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