so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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