I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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