..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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