going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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