Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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