So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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