I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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