i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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