I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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