Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She announced her abortion via fbk
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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