He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Someone signed my nipple.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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