that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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