What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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