everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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