i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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