Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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