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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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