He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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