what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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